I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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