Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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