Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Randomize
