No stitches, just platelets and will power
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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