Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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