So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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