I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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