dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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