HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
