Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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