I just made out with a guy for $7.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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