Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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