Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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