with your own penis?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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