you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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