i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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