i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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