I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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