He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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