i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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