She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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