based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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