Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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