Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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