If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
that may or may not have been my penis.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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