someone get that fucking seahorse.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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