lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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