if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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