I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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