He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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