All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
3 2 1 whiskey
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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