so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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