I must be too annoying 4 u.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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