Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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