Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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