i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think my vagina is haunted
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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