this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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