I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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