called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Tornado booty call.. dedication
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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