I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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