it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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