Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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