Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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