Are we in a gay sports bar?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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