Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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