We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
When did angry sex become our thing?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm bleeding and have questions
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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