her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Im part way to drunk.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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