I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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