Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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