Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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