Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
