ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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