I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Four minutes until I can fart!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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