the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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