But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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