Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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