If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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