i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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